Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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