Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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