she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
How does one acquire holy water?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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