I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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