I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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