Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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