your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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