You surviving the open bar?
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Ambien. No doubt about it.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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