we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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