the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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