Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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