i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
