question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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