"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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