I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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