i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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