I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
