your room smells of hookers.
And success
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
