He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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