Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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