So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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