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(609): View more from New Jersey

So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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(812): View more from Indiana

How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'

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(303): View more from Colorado

she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.

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(714): View more from California

sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.

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(954): View more from Florida

I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?

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(254): View more from Texas

On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.

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