went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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