Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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