So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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