he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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