Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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