He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he laminated a picture of his dick.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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