He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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