so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Are my feet made of real feet?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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