Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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