I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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