two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
