So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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