it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Randomize
