Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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