Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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