school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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