So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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