Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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