i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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