I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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