Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Randomize
