Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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