oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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