i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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