So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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