I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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