Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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