also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Two words: blizzard sex
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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