shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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