Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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