with your own penis?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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