Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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